I would have told my wife …
I would have told my wife that she had just eaten rat poison, but she would have kept trying to bring it up.
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My grammar past away several years ago. God rest her soul.
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I was at the fairground with the wife, in the hall of mirrors when she said “This one makes me look fat, ugly and bloated” I didn’t realise they put normal mirrors in there too.
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BBC News: “What dogs and cats can teach humans about life….” That we must have a serious lack of teachers?
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What do you get if you eat a Blackberry? A Bluetooth.
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Stephenie Meyer likes Team Edward! and Eating Alone.
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Ah love…. it comes in spurts.
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Atheist vampires are tricky to kill. You need a copy of The Origin of Species, and a monkey.
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If your name is Charlie or Mike do you still have to spell it phonetically on the phone?
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Overs… Worst To Best: 1) Comb 2) Hang 3) Left 4) Make 5) Leg
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Spaghetti Girls…straight until wet
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Need to build an ark to save two of every creature? I Noah guy
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I’m giving up casually supporting my body against stationary objects for leant.
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I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I just made a killing on the Stock Market. I took my AK-47 to the local Abattoir.
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I used to run a dating agency for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
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