A woman kept bugging me i …
A woman kept bugging me in town to buy some singing lessons. I have to admit, She had an impressive pitch.
Continue ReadingA woman kept bugging me in town to buy some singing lessons. I have to admit, She had an impressive pitch.
Continue ReadingDue to the cutbacks, I was made redundant from teaching at the deaf school. The irony is, I still sign on Thursday.
Continue ReadingMy house is 2 stories high. It used to be 3……. but thats another story!
Continue ReadingI was walking into my local pub, when I suddenly realised it was darts night. So I did a 180 and left.
Continue ReadingPoverty is a Big Issue
Continue ReadingDisemboweling somebody takes a lot of guts.
Continue ReadingThey say honesty is the best policy. To be honest I don’t agree
Continue ReadingRare white tiger kills zoo keeper… That’s why I prefer my tigers medium to well done..
Continue ReadingWhat’s cancer and chavs got in common? They both belong in the cells.
Continue ReadingMy wife turned 39 today, so I gave her a card. One more and she’s off.
Continue ReadingIf Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Continue ReadingI went up to a woman and said, “Play your cards right and you could be taking me home tonight”. She said, “Look mate, you have to book the taxi just like everyone else”.
Continue ReadingMy computer lets me save up to a dozen videos of musical concerts. It has a 12 gig memory
Continue ReadingI find it really hard to hold my beer, especially in the winter. I think it’s the mittens.
Continue ReadingI want my horse’s funeral to be appropriately grandiose. Does anyone know how to contact the Archbishop of Canter Bury?
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