Category: wordplay

Some people say that, at 53, Madonna is pushing herself too far with the dance routines on her world tour. I disagree. She’s as tough as old boot.

I brought back a large stone from Ireland as a souvenir but it’s turned out to be something else. It’s a sham rock.

Trifle (noun) – A three barreled rifle.

I saw this guy who held a heart in his hand that seemed to talk. I think he was a ventricleoquist.

I love acoustics, they’re sound.

Alphabet: A is for acronym…

I’m writing a short script about the history of the dictionary, its alright, just a little word play.

A weather front has moved from Britain and has reached as far as Eastern Europe. UK rain.

I went to see a motivational speaker last night, but all he did was stand on stage and breathe in really loudly. He was truly inspiring.

Being unmarried – it’s just one undarned thing after another.

Sky News: Flood At Mine Traps 28 Chinese Workers. What were 28 Chinese workers doing at yours in the first place?

I recently fell into some money. Unfortunately it was only 5 pounds, so I broke my nose

I have always been upset about an accident that happened to me as a child involving super glue at dinner time. I guess i’ll always have a chip on my shoulder

My wife died whilst doing the ironing this morning… But im not going to make any jokes about the decreased

What has a mine elevator in New Zealand & a fat bird got in common? I won’t go down on either.