Category: wordplay

I was watching an egg and spoon race today. Nothing happened though, they just sat there and didn’t move.

What’s the temperature in Motown ? Three degrees, four tops…

Fox can be so 20th Century.

I’ve been doing allsorts recently. Although, i’m not partial to liquorice.

What do you call a woman with wide shoulders? Broad

I was caught fingering a bird in a cupboard at my club and chucked out ….. Looking back it probaly was against RSPB rules

I’m fed up with my brother’s boxing trophies scattered all over the house. Today I’m gonna make a stand.

Me and my mates broke a world record with our Lego tower. The build up was intense.

Since my friend Overdosed on Helium he doesn’t think people will take him serious, I said ‘oh, don’t talk like that.’

I recently got a chinese cookbook. I don’t understand a word in it.

I’ve just found out that pigeons get migraines. That’s the last time I buy my scarecrow from poundstretcher.

I’ve been trying to pull a girl from the IT department but I think she’s playing hard to get. At first she told me that I turned her off… Then on, then off again.

It’s hard to keep up with insomniacs.

I always buy my fish from Selfridges. There’s no plaice like it

I’m not impressed with my new Blackberry Torch. I should’ve got a maglite.