Category: wordplay

My Naan loves cleaning curry dishes.

recently got a call from my Bank telling me it was my final warning; “Thank God” I replied, “your finally leaving me alone”.

The wife said she wants a corridor going down the middle of our house. I said aisle sort it out.

Never interrupt a magician while he is performing a magic trick. It will frustrate him so much that he’ll pull his hare out.

CAUTION DYSLEXICS: Cillit Bang is NOT some kind of magical lube

I bought a couple of things from a second-hand record shop. I’m now officially the 1979 world’s fattest man and the tallest person in 1984.

A ‘good lover’ always comes after his ‘girlfriend’. Alphabetically.

How times have changed. My son came home from school the other day and told me he won a spelling bee. When I was at school I won a horse that could do algebra

An apple and a duplicate both fall from a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, because the duplicate keeps inexplicably being voted up.

I’ve just been banned from an online fashion forum. Apparently my threads weren’t cool enough.

A picture is worth a thousand words. And they usually start with: “Honestly officer, I have no idea how that got on my computer!”.

I believe that God created the world in his spare time for fun. I’m a Recreationist.

I don’t know what the big deal is with this 2009 going on 2010. I experience this every night, by looking at my clock.

When I was younger, I always remember my dad saying, “Son, It’s important to have good vocabulary.” If I had only known then the difference between the words Antidote and Anecdote, he would still be alive today.

I threw out my hoover last week. It was just gathering dust.