Category: wordplay

I got into an argument with a DJ tonight but I couldn’t win. He just kept changing his tune.

I get really frustrated trying to spell the word banana, I keep slipping up on it

I’m thinking of opening a violin shop in Kidderminster, just so I can call it Kiddy Fiddler.

50% of British adults have never been for an eye test. They didn’t see the point.

I spent much of my childhood in an oven. It’s just how I was raised.

I made a stiff drink when I came in from work last night. Bad idea, it just dribbled out of her mouth.

Went out with an artificial joint manufacturer once. She gave me the elbow.

I really don’t like my new clutch. But that’s just a matter of a pinion.

Does anyone know what a job bowl is ? My girlfriend said she would give me one if i solved this anagram ( wolb boj ) can’t wait to find out .

“You’re so bent!” Said my chiropractor.

I don’t get it when people say ‘let’s make this Olympics special’. They already have. Its called the Paralympics.

If I was in the Real IRA, I’d move to Spain and start a football club.

What do I think of Message Boards? I’m Forum!

A dustman is collecting the bins when an old woman comes out of her house in her nightdress and curlers. ‘Am I too late for the rubbish?’ She asks. ‘Course not dear’ replies the dustman. ‘Hop in.’

Rolf Harris and Tony Hart had a sketch-off. It was a draw.