Category: wordplay

BBC News: Libyan City Key in Future. Couldn’t they just fight over another city while a new one is cut?

I’m really hungry, My mum and dad were never good at picking names…

I wanted to join the Navy when I left school but that ship has now sailed.

It seems that the future of South Korea is unclear. Oops. Misspelt nuclear.

What have second cousin marriage and Birmingham got in common? They’re both dodgy grey areas that people tend to avoid.

For the best dill bread,… you must start with the highest quality dill dough.

I hope Im the last guy on earth, I wanna see if all those women were lying to me

Shouting out ‘come on, Dai Greene!’ Is a great way to show your support. But I’m starting to regret shouting it in the barbers.

Wife walks in on husband reading her diary. Wife – “why have you been going through my wardrobe again?” Husband – “I was looking for a lion and a witch.” Wife – “that’s none of your business!” Husband – “I think you’ll find that’s Narnia business.”

I know a female teacher who hates women. Ms. Ogynist.

I saw an advert for the Make A Wish Foundation that said “what do you get for a kid without a future?” A Present?

Th Is there no end to this?

I don’t know what my butcher’s problem is. Today I asked him for a hot chop, but he gave me the cold shoulder.

I wonder if Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels attend meetings of Alcoholics Eponymous?

I’m sick and tired of overdosing on sleeping pills.