Category: wordplay

Switzerland Vs Spain great game for the neutrals.

What’s the difference between being neatly dressed on a bicycle and poorly dressed on tricycle. A tire.

Does an Alpha male Beta woman?

My mate is an idiot. He sent me a text the other day: “So malia for a last minute lads holiday?” I replied: “YES!” Just touched down in Somalia…

My mate swallowed his phone and got it stuck in his throat, I had to ring his neck.

I Love Weed, Hoes, And Getting Dirty With My Grandad. So I Help Him With The Gardening.

Saw a geometric shape with really sharp corners. I thought “That’s acute triangle”

My girlfriend came downstairs with her face covered in aquatic animals. It turned me on and I came on urchin.

What do you call an optician in training? A pupil.

I came home from work and the wife said to me “Fancy a 69” I said “no thanks, I’ll have a 72. I hate sweet and sour pork”

whats the difference between U and I… I is straight .. and U is bent..!

Which sport has two Qs in it? Snooker.

Hollywood. It’s made a huge name for itself.

Sport Relief is Milarious

Me and the wife have bought a new bed made out of sandpaper. We’ve been going through a rough time.