Category: wordplay

I’ve decided to give beekeeping a try. Just for the buzz.

I hate it when the milkman comes late. It makes my jaw ache.

My surname is Double-barrelled, My name is John Double-barrelled

My friends keep whispering to me, I am getting really PSSST off.

The inventor of the adjective is seriously ill in hospital. Doctors have been unable to describe his condition.

I came to make a bukkake joke, but it looks as if it’s been covered.

When I see someone with a pierced lip, I wonder what bait was used.

I’m taking some Time Out from work today… That’s the benefit of having a job in a sweet shop with no surveillance cameras

I refuse to watch Snakes on a Plane as it’s so unrealistic. Everyone knows you have to switch your phone off.

Pavlov’s first attempt at conditioning his dogs just left them with lovely shiny fur.

Last night, I decided to do my party trick where I would remove the tablecloth while leaving all the dishes on the table. No one thought I could do it, but sure enough, I pulled it off!

I was telling my mate about this photo website me and my girlfriend were looking at the other night. He said to me “Flickr?” I said yeh for a while… but about this website.

I had the idea of a new public transport system in which people sit in a carriage pulled by horse while being played live music. Now everyone’s jumping on the bandwagon.

I’ve just been told about a weighted ‘coin-toss’ scam going around. Just giving you all a heads-up.

I quit my job as a deep sea diver today. I just couldn’t take the pressure.