Category: wordplay

I’ve just seen a man juggling 20 rowing boat paddles. It was oar inspiring.

Walked into a room the other day and saw six armed Buddhas. And I thought Buddhism was all about peace…

I’ve just watched a sad program about a Gypsy family being forced out of every town they’ve ever tried to settle in. It was a moving story.

I made a Facebook fan page for my girlfriend. She didn’t like it.

I’ve just been to my astrologer’s funeral Rest in pisces mate

My wife said she’s leaving me because I’m too much of an exhibitionist. Well, I’ll show her.

Hairdressers, they’re a dyeing breed.

Don’t get in to an argument with desserts, they’re not to be trifled with.

Pulled a girl who said she’d sleep with me only if I promised to call her Back. Strange nickname I thought.

My alcoholic grandfather drank for England. Until the national team was disbanded.

I didn’t know that Ashanti had a town named after her

I’m really fed up with my boring job on a battery production line, but on the plus side..

What’s the difference between getting a fizzy orange drink up a straw and my daughter’s Christmas Day fantasy? One’s sucking Fanta…

I’ve named my child Kelvin, how cool is that?

I saw some Indian’s in Tesco’s today…….. They were working at the Deli counter.