Category: wordplay

When it comes to making money, I’ve got to hand it to my wife. All of it.

They say that all roads lead to Rome. Imagine my disappointment when I tried to take a shortcut on the M25.

The vet’s amputation ward went into lockdown yesterday. The entire wing was cut off.

Being jobless. I can see the benefits..

I woke up this morning to find my house was in flames. I ran outside screaming, “HELP! HELP! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?” My neighbour, matches in hand, said, “Karma” So I took a deep breath, and said gently, “Help, help, my house is on fire, why is this […]

BBC NEWS: Mime Killing Spree Ends In Suicide – “He was a quiet man,” neighbours say.

I’ve just had laser eye surgery. That should give cyclops from xmen a run for his money

I’ve just been caught out by my wife , She’s getting good in the slips .

Fight apathy. Or don’t.

I lost my watch earlier. I would have looked for it but I didn’t have the time.

Went home last night with some tart. It was a strawberry one.

I’ve just discovered that my sperm is electrically charged. It came as a bit of a shock.

I love it when the clocks go forward. It’s the BST!

William shakespeare is an anagram for “I am a weakish speller”

My girlfriend’s easy going. She has irritable bowels.