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BBC News: Plastic heart gives dad Matthew Green new lease of life. Just the chance to once again see his children on a sunny day will melt his heart.
Continue ReadingBBC News: Plastic heart gives dad Matthew Green new lease of life. Just the chance to once again see his children on a sunny day will melt his heart.
Continue ReadingI met this weird chick who was really into bondage but strangely insisted on no ties.
Continue ReadingMy wife said that I am becoming obsessed with Sickipedia. I didn’t like that, so I voted it down.
Continue ReadingIrony: 10 inches of snow during a climate change summit.
Continue ReadingPiers Morgan: Madonna is banned from new show because she’s boring and also a con-artist. Now that’s just ironic Piers.
Continue ReadingKinda ironic that a 12 year old boy will be performing at Michael Jackson’s farewell ceremony
Continue ReadingThe would be suicide bomber on the american flight on christmas day failed to blow up the plane, but his actions have made airports worldwide introduce the new Full Body Scanners that see you naked. So while he failed to murder white people for their perversions and what not, he succeeded in allowing us unlimited […]
Continue ReadingIt’s ironic how “common” sense is so difficult to find
Continue ReadingBBC News: ‘2,400 jobs are to be axed as a result of Jobcentre Plus office closures.’ ”Staff will be offered jobs elsewhere”, said the Minister for Irony.
Continue ReadingI read in the news “Benoit Mandelbrot, father of fractals, dies at 85” but when I looked closer it read… “Benoit Mandelbrot, father of fractals, dies at 85”
Continue ReadingWhy is it so hard to remember how to spell ‘mnemonic’?
Continue ReadingMy mate was supposed to be lending me his memory stick, He forgot it.
Continue ReadingMy mate was going to book the transfer deadline day off work so he could watch Sky Sports News. Then he realised he supports Everton.
Continue ReadingGordon Brown’s resignation has made a significant impact on the British public and beyond. Eastenders was cancelled.
Continue ReadingI was just playing Call Of Duty with my black friend, he killed me and said “You got owned”. Oh the irony.
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