My girlfriend tells me I …
My girlfriend tells me I should stop telling people useless information.
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Continue ReadingA banker is a person who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Continue ReadingFrom Facebook: Portugal. Many Who ‘Like’ This Also Like ‘Kidnapping’.
Continue ReadingAs a hater of racism I wanted to purchase my own ‘Say No To Racism’ banner and when I checked it out they all look the same… Bit like Chinese people.
Continue ReadingBecome an Archaeologist; Your job lies in ruins.
Continue ReadingManchester City are set to rename their stadium to ‘The Etihad Stadium’, which translates to…. ‘The United Stadium’ Fail.
Continue ReadingI was going to make a joke about the coalition, But I did a U-turn and decided that it was unnecessary.
Continue ReadingI despise people who fabricate historical facts… So did Winston Churchill’s boyfriend.
Continue ReadingI’ve just bought my alzheimers suffering granddad a memory foam mattress for his birthday. Oh the irony.
Continue ReadingDrawing on a rubber. The ultimate irony.
Continue ReadingI was watching ‘Worlds most dangerous drivers’ yesterday… On my in car TV
Continue ReadingMy wife just called me at work telling me she could smell gas and what she should do. I told her to light a scented candle. That would solve both of our problems.
Continue ReadingWouldn’t it be quite Ironic if the people counting the postal strike ballot went on on strike?
Continue ReadingIf TV series ‘Bad Girls’ has taught me anything prisons are exclusively populated by bad actors. Lindsey should be fine.
Continue ReadingDoes anyone think it’s ironic that the new Lynx Fever advert takes place in Mexico?
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