My local post office uses …
My local post office uses four checkouts. Unless it’s really busy; then they use one.
Continue ReadingMy local post office uses four checkouts. Unless it’s really busy; then they use one.
Continue ReadingFOX NEWS: A Missouri man reportedly shot himself in the head accidentally while teaching his girlfriend about gun safety… Whoever said the americans didn’t do irony!?
Continue ReadingOn my box of Lucky Charms… Servings: Approximately 13
Continue ReadingToday my girlfriend told me that I was becoming rather nerdy. So I falcon punched her.
Continue ReadingIronic that according to the dictionary, the word plagiarism originally derives from another word…
Continue ReadingDo women realise that the only reason they have rights is because men let them?
Continue Reading“In case of fire, do not use lift.” Try using a fire extinguisher instead.
Continue Reading‘The Cure For Ginger Hair, Only 5 Pounds!’ Bit cheap for a gun don’t you think?
Continue ReadingMy wife says that I’m too sceptical of everything she tells me. But I doubt that.
Continue ReadingMy black next door neighbour has just given birth to a baby son. She was looking for a name, so I gave her a suggestion. But she said she didn’t see the irony in naming him Rob.
Continue ReadingI wonder if articles on the BBC news website start with a joke from this website?
Continue ReadingI was going to write a joke about agnostics, but I’m not so sure now.
Continue ReadingI really hate fickle people, Although they’re not too bad…
Continue ReadingThe Pope has spoken out against the rise of ‘aggressive secularism’ in the modern world. He added, “Remember, anyone who doesn’t believe what we tell them to believe will be cast into a lake of burning excrement for all eternity.”
Continue ReadingTalk to Frank Currently has ’49 users online’
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