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My Dad loves The Beatles and has all but one of the original L.P. records with autographed sleeves. I think he needs Help.

Experts have discovered that stress can be relieved with food. I find a nice ham shank does the trick every time.

I’ve just won a job as a pub owner. Get inn!

I love stationery, but I draw the line at rulers.

A woodworm goes into a restaurant. ”Table for two please.”

I thought somebody took half my brain in a lobotomy But turns out it was just a fragment of my imagination

I got arrested in Palestine yesterday after walking into a Muslim woman’s house and asking her to give me a great handjob like it said on the sign outside. On reflection, I may have misread the words “West Bank”