A Chinese man walks into …
A Chinese man walks into a bar and the barman asks, “Why the Wong face?”
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My 11 yr old daughter is …
My 11 yr old daughter is having a friend stay over tonight. What ever the outcome is I will wake up in the morning with a big smile on my face knowing that I will have had my first ever threesome.
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Joseph Goebbels used to claim he always had a real goose for dinner on Christmas Day It turns out it was just proper gander
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My wife makes brilliant coffee. She’s got it right down to a tee.
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Today my girlfriend accused me of being Samuel Eto’o. I nearly dropped my banana.
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My wife is outstanding. I’ve locked the door.
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What’s the best thing about the new Internet Explorer? You can use it to download Firefox.
Continue ReadingI’m glad McCain micro chi …
I’m glad McCain micro chips now come in multi packs. If you put all four boxes in at once, you nearly get a full portion.
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Want to hear a joke about fruit? A mangoes into a bar…
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I was recently invited to a fancy dress party of the feline variety in the Himalayas. Something about a cat man do.
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I found some cash in a bush tonight, so naturally I picked it out. And thats why I am now barred from the strippers.
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Excuse me if I sound rude, but if your greatest achievement in the world of work has been getting a job as a careers advisor, then the very last thing I would ever want from you is advice on my career.
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Can’t wait for spring, will have the usual 50 bet with my neighbour over who’s lambs will run faster and jump higher. I love gamboling
Continue ReadingConfucius say: not much s …
Confucius say: not much since 479 BC.
Continue ReadingFunny how students think …
Funny how students think they can be really random by adding the words “cheeeeese” and “jaaaaam” to sentences. I like to be random by indiscriminately punching students.
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