A paki goes into a librar …
A paki goes into a library and asks the librarian if they have a book about making people happy . The librarian replies “Yes, try this book on suicide.”
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Horse drawn carriages. It …
Horse drawn carriages. It’s not the whinnying, it’s the taking cart.
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What’s the difference between Auschwitz and Butlins? The shower’s work at Auschwitz.
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Who says I am afraid of commitment? This is a bag for life.
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I had a very nervous guitar playing friend. He was always fretting about something.
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My mate spends all his time in the garden and really has green fingers! He’s a frog.
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I left my Dog in the Car today for 4 hours in the scorching heat. I know I made a mistake. But I thought it’d give the Kids some company.
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My battery joke didn’t work. I thought it had potential.
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I recently got a job at a prison brothel. It has its pros and cons.
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CNN: USA Might Be Unable To Pay Its Bills Bobs, Johns and Toms were said to be unconcerned.
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facebook keeping the unemployed busy
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I’m worried about my nan. If she’s alone in her house, and she falls, does she make a sound?
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Saw some fit scottish girl the other day, so naturally I was ayeing her up.
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What’s the difference between this joke and the holocaust? The pope doesn’t find this joke funny.
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I bought an inflatable tank yesterday… It was really hard to blow up.
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