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My therapist isn’t being very supportive because she thinks I’m never going to be able to stop exposing myself to women. Well I’ll show her.

A man went into the butchers. “Why are you using a knife to cut those long eared furry animals?” he asked. “It’s not a knife it’s a cimeter”, replied the butcher. Talk about splitting hares.

Me and my wife were waiting for a bit of alone time. “Finally the kids have gone to bed, you can stick it in now.” she said “I’m trying too but it doesn’t want to work.” “It’s filthy,” she moaned “give it a wipe before you do anything with it!” “Okay, that should do the […]

My wife came home with some herbal tablets to help her lose weight called Sea Kelp, I thought, I’m sure there’s a subliminal message in the name there somewhere.

I built my wife a sculpture of her torso, arms and legs with Lego. I said if she’s really good to me, I’ll do the rest. She dropped her knickers, bent over, and said, “I’m pretty sure you’ll finish it off.” I think she’s getting ahead of herself.

I’ve just bought some car insurance from Chris Eubank. Thimples.