Me and my wife were waiting for a bit of alone time.
“Finally the kids have gone to bed, you can stick it in now.” she said
“I’m trying too but it doesn’t want to work.”
“It’s filthy,” she moaned “give it a wipe before you do anything with it!”
“Okay, that should do the trick, shall i shove it back in?”
“Yeah and if it doesn’t have It, try a different DVD.”