I decided it was time for a change, We cant do this anymore, time for you to go up. Anywhere in which you will feel no male dominance from me, I said to my wife. Fine then, she said. The next morning though as I left to go to work I wasn’t very happy to […]
Continue ReadingWent up to the counter at an airport and said, “BUKAHH! BUK BUK BUKAAAHH!!” The clerk said, “Sorry sir. This is the check-in desk.”
Continue ReadingDefinition of Rapping: Poetry read aggressively by a black man.
Continue ReadingThey say that to enjoy your work you should make your hobby your job. I don’t agree, my hobby is pot holing, but I hate being Jordan’s gynecologist.
Continue ReadingGoing out clubbing this weekend. Should get a good bit of money for the furs.
Continue ReadingBBC News: Police storm farm in gunman hunt. I bet there’s pigs everywhere.
Continue ReadingMy job as a bulldozer gets very depressing, so before I went out to work today I popped some Prozac. I took far too much. As a result of this, I not only flattened the dilapidated cinemaplex but also the five houses next to it. I overdozed.
Continue ReadingMy wife swerved to avoid a child last night…………….she fell out of bed.
Continue ReadingThe little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn’t the sole owner – there were strings attached.
Continue ReadingThe Sun; Britain Faces Crisis. I thought, what? Are we running out of faces?
Continue ReadingI was arrested last night for driving whilst 3 times over the limit. 210 mph on the motorway.
Continue ReadingI needed a camera with a huge zoom so i phoned up mcdonalds and asked them what they use to show burgers on their adverts
Continue ReadingMy 5 year old son thinks hes black, the other day he was trying to create slang by shortening words like sausage and mash into saush. I found it amusing when he turned rap artist into rapist.
Continue ReadingI like to dress up in a poodle costume and go searching for chocolate and coconut treats. I like to think I’m Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Continue ReadingI used to work in Boots but ended up getting sacked. My boss said they were unsuitable for being a lifeguard.
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