Author: qjoq.com

My wife and I were flying home from our holiday when she whispered in my ear `Come on big boy make me sore`.So i threw her out at 20,000 feet.

I told my Chinese mate that I bought very cheap cigarettes that were shipped in from a foreign country. He said, “Is that Regal?”

I asked my friend to describe his mate. He said “You know, white, moustache, about 6 foot 3.” Big moustache.

I went to see a very flexible group of musicians last night. It was a rubber band.

My son has been really reckless with the hot air balloon I bought for his birthday, So he’s grounded for 2 weeks.

Naomi Campbell is upset to be described as a chocolate bar *Snickers*