Author: qjoq.com

Today some homeless bloke approached me and said,”Do you have any idea what sleeping rough feels like?” So I said,”I do mate.Last night I had two 10oz steaks right before I went to bed.”

Acupuncture, Is there any point?

Carlsberg dont do girlfriends………. If they did they wouldnt do yours.

I decided to take my Mother-in-law shopping today, in light of Sainsbury’s current eco-advertising campaign. “Take an old bag shopping.”

With the welfare state reform now coming in, many chavs have found themselves fleeing the country across the Channel to France to set up new settlements where they may live without fear of losing their money. French police say that they will not be intervening in the towns of Gipeau, Asbeau and Jiereau.

What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra? Two streets further away.

A,U! Wanna hear a joke about gold?

I before E except after C …..tell that to a Scientist