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Apparently Santa’s main elf has quit and set up his own toy business right next to Santa’s after a huge row. He’s a rebel without a Claus.

If you don’t liquor, she’ll wine.

My enema seminar was a complete washout.

As one door closes, another door opens. I hate being a door to door salesman.

Did I tell you the amazing story about an axe you can’t use for climbing? Talk about an anti climax.

A boy went to his grandfather’s house for a week. On the first night at dinner he found a thick, slimy goo on his plate, so he said to his grandfather “Grandpa is this plate clean?” “As clean as cold water can get them.” his grandfather answered. This went on for the rest of the […]

I was thrown out of the Apple shop today, because I was Windows shopping