Author: qjoq.com

What do I have in common with an armless man? We both struggle to pull.

There’s been some impressive rallies at Wimbledon this year. No way near as good as the Nuremburg ones though.

I’m not worried about the Third World War. That’s the Third World’s Problem.

I got fired from my job at the KitKat factory for taking too many breaks.

Lmao: What the French put on salad.

My mate got fired from his job just for playing the organ last week…. To be fair, he was performing a heart transplant at the time.

In the trenches, fighting to preserve Britain Well done Time Team.

I entered a contest to see who could draw the most slight and straight line down the near edge of an A4 sheet of paper. I won, but just by the faintest of margins.