Hunting seals can be more …
Hunting seals can be more expensive than you think … Me and my mates have had to club together.
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I’ve been engaged quite a …
I’ve been engaged quite a few times, but never had the heart to get married. There’s been quite a few near Mrs.
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BBC News – “Greece not looking for bailout”. Good… …I don’t want my taxes spent on a musical that’s clearly had its day.
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Traditional excuses updated: Why haven’t you done your homework Billy? The dog wiped my hard drive Miss.
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Irish embroiderers: Tread carefully.
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BBC NEWS: U.S. Rapper jailed for gun on bus. Here in the U.K. we let anyone go on the bus.
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Took my wife to a posh French Restaurant last night. The waiter asked, “Have you ever tried frog?” I said, “I’ve had a Freddo.”
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Just had one of those landmark father son moments yup had to show him how to delete browser history
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Logik states that you have a cheap television.
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Cricket is so difficult to understand. It just sounds like pointless chirping to me.
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I was scared we wouldn’t win the pub quiz when it came down to a tiebreak. Luckily I knew the answer to: “What is Glenn, the actress’s, last name.” “Phew,” I thought. “That was Close.”
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I hate my part time job as a leaf blower, the pay is terrible. But if I was a gardener, I would be raking it in.
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I’ve been inboxing my number to everyone on Facebook but I think I got the wrong idea. Angry parents have been ringing me all day going mental.
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I met a homeless secret agent the other day. He said, “The name’s Bond, Vagabond.”
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My wife always ends her texts with “XOxOXoXo”, I’ve never understood what it meant. Apparently, the “O” means hugs and the “X” means kisses. All these years, I just thought she really liked stock cubes.
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