BBC News: “Indian plane c …
BBC News: “Indian plane crash kills scores” So that’s why all my jokes are doing so badly this morning.
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Thought of the day: If Fr …
Thought of the day: If France had a civil war, which side would surrender first?
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I have a friend who’s so rabidly vegan she won’t even listen to Fur Elise.
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Congratulations to my wife. I am very proud of her as she has finally stopped smoking today. The crematorium have informed me that her ashes will be available for collection next Monday.
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A Native American friend works on the trading floor and gives me great insider information. He’s always got his ear to the ground.
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I’ve started a business supplying salt, pepper and vinegar direct to restaurant cooks. It’s called “My condiments to the chef”
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Gravity – It has its down side.
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I phoned up my physiotherapist earlier to get advice on new exercises. ‘Whats the best way to do chin-ups?’ I asked. ‘Hang on a minute…’ ‘Cheers,’ I said and hung up.
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I’m thinking of opening an Israeli phone top up shop called ‘Credit Where Its Jew’
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To be honest with you, is against government policy.
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Opening a resteraunt that sells healthy stuffed flatbread sandwhichs that slows down the aging process. I’m calling it Pita Pan’s.
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Anybody that thinks these jokes about Steve Jobs are too soon obviously havn’t been waiting for the iPhone 5.
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My cousin, moshe, opens his new jewish supermarket this week…… Yidl.
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Deliverance is the any good joke a key to.
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I tried a yo-yo diet once but had to stop… I kept choking on the string.
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