Author: qjoq.com

My wife put a gun to my head and said, ”Do you love me?” ”Depends, what’s for dinner?” I said. ”There’s a gun to your head and all you care about is dinner!” she said angrily. ”Yes!” I replied, ”With your cooking I might just want you to pull the trigger!”

Apparently, your supposed to eat five fruit or veg a day to stay reasonably healthy. A girl I use to know did just that. The only problem was the oranges were mades by Terry’s