How many Marxists does it …
How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself.
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BBC News: Delays ‘did not …
BBC News: Delays ‘did not cause 7/7 deaths’ Just the 6 of them apparently
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If “fishing” means luring, hooking, catching, and potentially killing fish, shouldn’t we investigate whenever someone says, “I’m kidding”?
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My new furniture polish smells like fish. That’s the last time I’m buying Mr Mussel.
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Sure every one knows what a will is, obviously. It’s a dead give away.
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My mum’s just told me ‘this is not a hotel’. I was like ‘I know. I’ve been into the bathroom. I’ve seen how big the shampoo bottles are’.
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My mate reckons it’s possible to kill your wife with a blender. I might give it a whirl.
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My phone kept trying to sell me useless duty free watches, perfume and Toblerone. Turns out I had it on airplane mode.
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My girlfriend asked me what I thought we should use as a contraceptive. Apparently her being naked isn’t one.
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If I had three farthings, two shillings and sixpence for every time my gran moaned about the metric system…
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Are you really getting into the spirit of the World Cup? Try putting a beeshive in your girlfriend’s glove compartment and telling her you got her an African vuvuzela CD.
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“Roberto, what if a Chelsea player misses a penalty?” “It Juan Mata, we will win anyway.”
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I think it’s shocking how black people act these days. Especially Eddie Murphy.
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The Internet; All the advantages of being a stalker, without leaving your own home!
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I was driving over a bridge the other day when the wife called. I stopped the car and answered the phone. She said.” Hi. Just want make sure you’re dropping the kids off?” I looked at the river below. I said.” Sure?” And that is how the misunderstanding came about.
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