I bought a new blackberry …
I bought a new blackberry! I put it down for 30 seconds and some teat sits on it. On the plus side it stained his designer jeans
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A customer walks into the …
A customer walks into the book store and wants to return a book on “Modern Medical Procedures.” The proprietor asks, “Is there something wrong? Customer replies, “Yes, there is no appendix.”
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You know, I’m usually on Sicki around 2 am and it never crashes, so if we all just go on then – problem solved!
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No matter how good you are, there’s always someone better on youtube.
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My Gran always said she wanted to be laid in wet concrete after she’d died, we all argued with her, but in the end she won. She’s dead, set in her way…….
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I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though my wife reckons it’s weird. I don’t see how, I think it makes a great hat!
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“Man trapped in Channel Tunnel to sue Eurostar” Shouldn’t he be more worried about getting out of the tunnel?
Continue ReadingI’d heard that Calvin Kle …
I’d heard that Calvin Klein is bringing out a new fragrance… But it was just aroma.
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George Bush has just announced that the floods in New Orleans are believed to be the work of a suicide plumber from Iraq.
Continue ReadingTexting – Because a 5 min …
Texting – Because a 5 minute conversation should take all day.
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My mate told me that he ate a blackberry today. I was wondering why he wouldn’t answer his phone..
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I’ve just taken my new tennis racket out the wrapper to find its missing all its strings. It’s my own fault really, the shopkeeper said they have a ‘no returns’ policy.
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BT have recently cut my phone off due to numerous unpaid bills. They say unless I get in touch and pay up, they’ll take me to court. Unfortunately, thus far I’ve been unable to contact them as they’ve cut my phone off.
Continue ReadingLast night I got drunk an …
Last night I got drunk and stole a Police helicopter… I’ve landed myself in it now.
Continue ReadingI feel so smug tonight. I …
I feel so smug tonight. I didn’t put my clock forward in March.
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