Which drink do seals hate …
Which drink do seals hate most? Canadian club on the rocks!
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My mum said that if I don …
My mum said that if I don’t stop acting like such a child I will never amount to anything. Then she stormed off, forgetting to turn on my nightlight I might add.
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When I say I laughed out loud, I really mean that I made a kinda loud outward breath through my nostrils, similar to a bull.
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Sky News – ‘Bullying Plays Large Part In Child Suicides’ Bet it took them a while to work that one out…
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BBC News – Man Batters Wildebeest Now that’s what I call breaking Gnus
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John works for the AA. His wife’s just left him. He got mugged on the way back from the pub. His house has just been burgled. He’s heading for a breakdown.
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I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.
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A friend of mine had a terrible accident at work today. He fell into a huge Tank of Coagulated Milk. He’s in a really Bad Whey.
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What’s the difference between a country and a continent? I’m not incountry.
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You know you have a drug problem when you use the talk to frank booklet as a catalogue.
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I once went on an 18-30 holiday, which was fun, but 12yrs is just too long.
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I’ve set up a political party called the Scaffolders. We provide great support and will put the Poles back when they are no longer needed.
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apperently when my mum asked where i was taking her for her birthday, an old peoples home wasnt the answer she was hoping for.
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Say ‘No!’ to animals in Circuses. And, if that doesn’t work, beat them and smack them with your whip so they’ll know who’s boss!
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BBC News: Hostages taken at BMW offices in France. Police were asked whats happening, they said there was no indication.
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