I got into a fight in the …
I got into a fight in the vets waiting room today when my badger bit someone. I got a cut above my eye and a fat lip, but you should see the otter guy.
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I once got a joke on the …
I once got a joke on the left side of the Sickipedia home page. I turned my computer monitor upside down.
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One of the larger ladies in our office was all dressed up last night. She had on a short skirt showing her stocking tops, a flimsy low cut top showing lots of cleavage, and a feather Boa. I asked why she was all dressed up and she said, “I’m going to a fancy dress party […]
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I don’t quite understand the concept of being the last person on earth? Am I the only one?!
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Cops pulled me over and arrested me for the crack in my windscreen. I always forget to hide my drugs in the glove compartment.
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BBC iPlayer Making the Unmissable – Blurry
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As I got to the top of the mountain I thought “well, it’s all down hill from here.”
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Philistine: A person lacking in or hostile to culture. How can an entire civilisation lack culture?
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I started a football team 2 years ago called ‘The Champions’, but we haven’t won a game yet, and I’m sick of all the other teams running around at the end singing ‘we beat the champions.’ I think I’m going to change our name to, ‘Off Constantly.’
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Anyone else think it would be easier to have a page that says Sickipedia has connected to the database, and put the jokes on the latency page instead of the adds for jamrags?
Continue ReadingI filled my tank up with …
I filled my tank up with petrol this morning. Now all the goldfish are dead.
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What’s the biggest use of leather? To hold cows together
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I think my “Best of Womack and Womack” CD is possessed by a spirit. Every time I play it I hear footsteps.
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My misses wont stop singing songs by the ‘Fine young cannibals’ She drives me crazy.
Continue ReadingMonthly contact lenses ar …
Monthly contact lenses are like parents. Eventually you lose one of them and the one that’s left constantly annoys you until you’re left with a pounding headache and you feel the need to take it out.
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