You know you lead a sad l …
You know you lead a sad life when you think of jokes about celebrity deaths in preparation for when they die.
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Comic Sans walks into a b …
Comic Sans walks into a bar. Bartender says: “We don’t serve your type.”
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Is there something about suffering a bereavement that makes you lose your ability to spell?
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My maths teacher staples Burger King applications on failed tests
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I went to the doctor and he said, “I’m really sorry to tell you this, but the test results weren’t good. You only have 6 months to live.” I replied, “I don’t believe it, I want a second opinion.” “Ok, you’re not dying.”
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I took over my mate’s carousel business last month. I’ve really turned it around.
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I asked a wise old man what the secret was to ‘eternal life’. He said “Don’t die”
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I had to do a presentation on children’s playground equipment. So I did a slide show.
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Cakes————–99p. Upside down cakes———66p
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For a guy who isn’t affected by gravity, I’m pretty down to earth
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You know you have no true place in society when your joke gets deleted from Sickipedia for being “too racist”.
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I went to a Westlife concert last night, I couldn’t believe the queue! We all made it out ok though.
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BBC News: United Nations force no fly zone over Libya. Cameron: “We will send fighter jets to Libya” I think you’re missing the point David.
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“I can’t believe my wife says I’m vain and like the sound of my own voice” I said to the mirror.
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My friends often call me gullible. So imagine my relief when my feng shui master told me he could cure me for only one thousand pounds.
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