Erectile dysfunction; jus …
Erectile dysfunction; just when you thought it couldn’t get any harder.
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Wanna get ripped in 4 wee …
Wanna get ripped in 4 weeks? Book a table for two at one of Gordon Ramsay’s overpriced poncey restaurants for the 25th of March.
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I’ve just got a nice little part-time job at the local funeral home…. I only work mournings.
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Does anybody still use C.B. radios?. . . Over.
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Ralf Little does the voiceovers for Asda’s adverts where they say their prices are lower than Tesco’s. Every little helps? I think not.
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They say it isnt about whether or not your partner in life is attractive, its about wether they make you laugh or not, well my wife fell of the bus the other day. absolutley hilarious.
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I saw Mr T getting on a baby horse. I pity the foal.
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I’ve started dating Little Red Riding Hood’s gran. She’s an animal in bed.
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At auditions, actors are often told to “Break a leg”. I suppose that’s one way of getting in the cast.
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I was asked by a Labour Party activist today how I intend to vote on May 6th. I replied, “Well I’ll be voting as normal, by looking through my favourites and giving a +1 to my favourite incest and paedophilia jokes.”
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On his wedding day I told my son that I wasn’t losing a son but gaining a daughter. In retrospect it was a callous way of telling him that I had got his fiance pregnant.
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Cuba: It’s a pro-Castro nation.
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I went to an unusual restaurant the other day where all the food was moulded into spherical objects. I had a ball.
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I’m getting sick to death of my shoulder keep popping out. It has a better social life than me.
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I’ve been fired because I set my standards too high. I’m gutted, I loved working at The Battle of Bosworth site.
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