Normally I hate the adverts on television but the last one I saw I really agreed with. It was warning of the dangers of cyber bullying; how sad and sick it is. How cyber bullying really does show the broken society we live in today and all that has changed over the years with the […]
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Continue ReadingThe bloke who’s just moved in next door is half Kenyan. Ken.
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