American Gang mentality: …
American Gang mentality: Shoot first, ask questions later…. American Cop mentality: Shoot first, and if anyone asks any questions shoot them as well.
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I call my girlfriend ‘The …
I call my girlfriend ‘The Skip’. Because everyone on the estate has put their junk in her.
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Sometimes, I like sitting out in the garden and just have a few beers and a spliff amongst my wife’s collection of stone figurine garden decorations. I guess I just enjoy chillin’ with my gnomies.
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On a scale of America to Ethiopia, how hungry are you? Trick question. They’re both as hungry as each other.
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I hear Victoria Beckham was offered gas and air while in labour with her new baby, Apparently she wasn’t hungry at the time
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There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came around to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told his uncle to give him a addition question, so the uncle asked “What is 3 plus 4?” The little […]
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I recently played ‘FarmVille’ on Facebook, even that game has a sense of humour. I created a black character with a large afro and planted some cotton. Or, if you wait a few days, you can hire another black person to pick the cotton for you. Remember, you don’t pay him so you make 25% […]
Continue ReadingBOOK SPOILER ALERT: Wally …
BOOK SPOILER ALERT: Wally was near the lion’s cage in the zoo.
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My father’s a wise man. He trusted me enough to let me make my own decisions, and learn from my mistakes for as long as I can remember. I really hope I get to meet him someday.
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So the faulty i-phone 4 model is being recalled. I was unaware anyone had managed to call one in the first place.
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My girlfriend recently asked how much I love her. “I love you more than my mum!” Joke’s on her though, because my mum doesn’t love her at all.
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A bus company has come to my town and set up a business in my area. That’s a First
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When my teacher wrote me a report saying that I’d never make anything of my life, I vowed that one day I would make him eat his words. I finally had that opportunity last week and I kept my teenage promise. I have to confess that it left me feeling a little hollow though; something […]
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The first half of lolita is hilarious.
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I finally joined up to Facebook. So, when do I get to poke all those girls?
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