Think my keyboard needs t …
Think my keyboard needs therapy. Some of the keys have been depressed lately.
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I think the most ironic t …
I think the most ironic thing about irony is that it’s not made of metal at all.
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My friends say the fact that my wife is a gold digger is bad, but I love it. She’s away all day in those mines.
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A taxi driver who saw Maddie McCann with 4 adults the day after she disappeared demanded an answer as to why no one has followed up his sighting yet. “We’re just coming round your corner now.” Said Portuguese police.
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Just about to watch Momento. It was great.
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Anyone else think Schumacher should man up?
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Apple have announced that they have come up with a new idea for iPad owners who thought the iPhone was too small. An iTest.
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My wife is down in the dumps tonight. I would have taken the rubbish down there myself but the darts is on.
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Is that a banana in your pocket or is it another type of fruit or something?
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“Hi can I help you?” “No ugly girl at helpdesk, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say, hi”
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What did the blonde do when she missed the number 44 bus?? Got the 22 twice.
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Jill broke her finger today. But on the other hand she was completely fine.
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I heard one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard in my life yesterday! It was about an anti-climax.
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What type of computer viruses can be found on a duck’s computer? Mallardware
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As a law-abiding taxpayer, it makes my blood boil to read in the paper about the cushy lives prisoners in this country have. Playstations, pool tables, aromatherapy sessions… I’d kill to have those kind of things.
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