I’ve been getting people …
I’ve been getting people to throw their spare change on an escalator for Children In Need. So far I’ve managed to raise nearly three thousand pounds.
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These anaemic people can …
These anaemic people can really take a leaf from Iron Man’s book..
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What is the difference between Sickipedia V3 and Iran? Compared to Sickipedia, Iran has a fair voting system.
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I’m a PC, and Windows 7 was my idea… So I’m suing them.
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I saw a badger dead on the road the other week, my mum got really emotional about it, so I told her a joke: “why did the badger cross the road?” “why?” “I don’t know, he never got around to telling me why.” ba boom.
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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. And there’s me thinking it was a dwarf reading out a Xmas cracker.
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My wife said she’s leaving me cause I never believe a word she says She’ll never leave me
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I don’t like it when homeless people get sunburnt. Because if there’s one thing I hate it’s a sore loser.
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Just filmed a video about how you can get a better service than O2. It’s called 2 Cups, 1 String.
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Just saw a Mack truck with a sign saying “carrying oversized load.” All I can think is ” that’s headed for some poor girls face.”
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According to Facebook, 57,073 people “like” Umbro. Whats the population of Birmingham again?
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The wife just asked, “What’s that pile of clothes doing on the kitchen floor?” I said, “It’s a dead Jedi.”
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During my boring job on a production line filling various drinks containers,I often contemplate stealing one but I never do. I just bottle it every time.
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A man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a trans-atlantic flight in a Boeing 747-400. The aircraft encounters severe turbulence and the man, looking out the window at the wing bouncing around, gradually looks more and more worried. The woman, noticing, says “Don’t worry, I’m a flight attendant and this is […]
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The parents of the school boy that was mauled to death in norway have just released a statement to the norwegien government they said “We know it was wrong and it should never have happened but we are not going to bear a grudge”
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