I got off with a fat girl …
I got off with a fat girl at a party, my ego was crushed.
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The strip of cloth used to make a Turban is 16m long. Why is probably why the phrase ”I’ll eat my hat” never really caught on with Sikhs.
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My grandfather had a very short-lived breathing problem. He drowned.
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Don’t you hate it when people ask questions and don’t expect an answer?
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From Last.fm: My Chemical Romance at Seattle, United States. “1 person attended.” You just have to laugh at that.
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“Made with dolphin friendly tuna” That’s a relief as I really don’t like eating nasty tuna.
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How many squares are there on a chess board? Usually two, facing each other.
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Why does the government say it is unacceptable to endure a 3 hour delay at Heathrow, but it seems OK on the M6 ?
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Landing Jets in the water is plane sailing.
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There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, “Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It’s not […]
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Some people hate waking up and getting out of bed. I enjoy it. I do it three or four times a day.
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I was in my car driving back from work last night. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, “One minute, Im on the phone.”
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Just started taking my driving lesson’s, only problem is I’m yet to actually drive. I think I’m being taken for a ride.
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I have a lot of emotional baggage Whenever I go to the airport security say “Why is that suitcase crying?”
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After a horrible road accident, my wife lost two limbs and only her left leg and arm remained. She’s a woman with no rights.
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