An Englishman, an Irishma …
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, sit in front of a computer. They go on a site called Sickipedia to look for jokes for next weeks Mock the Week.
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‘Brave girl, 7, has body …
‘Brave girl, 7, has body of a granny’ Two fantasies rolled into one.
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Tasers. Helping fat cops catch criminals since 2003.
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I gave my Son a faceless coin, He couldn’t make head nor tails of it.
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A man ended up in hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a horse inside him. His condition is described as stable.
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This guy is always having car troubles. I wish he’d stop coming to me with his Saab stories.
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No one ever mentions the 1000 miles of trouble free luxury cruising before the iceberg…..
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Why did the postman cross the road? To deliver my post to the wrong house. Again.
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You have to Discriminate against Australians!
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I had a girl come up to me today and asked if we went to school together. “We might have”, I replied. She said , “what year were you in”? “Erm…….. Every year….”
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A bloke I know has just won 6.2m on the lottery. Camelot have told him that the money will be in his bank tomorrow. I’m going to stand outside the bank from 6am with a shotgun and wait for the van to turn up.
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My dad says there’s no money in fishing. He will be surprised when he sees I managed to make over a thousand pound selling all of his equipment.
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Who’s Differ? And why does everyone seem to beg to him?
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Does anybody else find it ironic that the black version of the regular photograph is called the negative?
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I really hate it when people make a facebook group from sickipedia jokes. Become A Fan – Comment – Like
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