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Great British Menu – “The …

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Great British Menu – “The stakes are higher than ever this series” I find they tend to cook better after being stored on the lowest shelf in the fridge

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I hate bottled beer. They …

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I hate bottled beer. They’re uncanny.

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My girlfriend didn’t unde …

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My girlfriend didn’t understand what irony was, the triangular burn mark across her face will teach her.

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I’m in a hip hop group ca …

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I’m in a hip hop group called the Parsnips, we never forget our roots.

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“What do we want?” “Epile …

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“What do we want?” “Epilepsy awareness!” “When do we want it?” “Whenever we see fit!”

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Due to the popularity of …

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Due to the popularity of “50 shades of grey” , a new underwear range will soon be in shops. Think i will stick with my own brand though…. 50 shades of brown.

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I was in an English exam …

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I was in an English exam and they asked “Write the past tense of ‘Think’” I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually, I went for ‘Thunk’

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My Girlfriend: I cant do …

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My Girlfriend: I cant do this anymore you’re too childish. I think I need a break. Me: Have a kit-kat?

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I’m so good at staring co …

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I’m so good at staring contests I could beat you with my eyes closed.

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So the Press is calling R …

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So the Press is calling Romney “Mitt the Twit”… Shame he’s not called Matt.

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I came onto Sickipedia to …

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I came onto Sickipedia today, and couldn’t believe how many “I almost” jokes there were. I almost dropped my laptop.

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I tested two dishwashers, …

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I tested two dishwashers, and i have come to the conclusion that the Filipino is better.

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I flipped when my wife sa …

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I flipped when my wife said I was burning the burger on one side.

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If you catch swine flu an …

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If you catch swine flu and a man flu at the same time, does it make you a chauvinistic pig?

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Want to be an internet le …

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Want to be an internet legend? Take loads of laxitives then go through the airport with 2 cases looking really nervous. When security say, “Excuse me sir, I’m afraid we’re going to have to perform a full cavity search” simply reply, “ok, but for legal reasons, can my mate film it…?”

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