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Great British Menu – “The stakes are higher than ever this series” I find they tend to cook better after being stored on the lowest shelf in the fridge
Continue ReadingGreat British Menu – “The stakes are higher than ever this series” I find they tend to cook better after being stored on the lowest shelf in the fridge
Continue ReadingI hate bottled beer. They’re uncanny.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend didn’t understand what irony was, the triangular burn mark across her face will teach her.
Continue ReadingI’m in a hip hop group called the Parsnips, we never forget our roots.
Continue Reading“What do we want?” “Epilepsy awareness!” “When do we want it?” “Whenever we see fit!”
Continue ReadingDue to the popularity of “50 shades of grey” , a new underwear range will soon be in shops. Think i will stick with my own brand though…. 50 shades of brown.
Continue ReadingI was in an English exam and they asked “Write the past tense of ‘Think’” I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually, I went for ‘Thunk’
Continue ReadingMy Girlfriend: I cant do this anymore you’re too childish. I think I need a break. Me: Have a kit-kat?
Continue ReadingI’m so good at staring contests I could beat you with my eyes closed.
Continue ReadingSo the Press is calling Romney “Mitt the Twit”… Shame he’s not called Matt.
Continue ReadingI came onto Sickipedia today, and couldn’t believe how many “I almost” jokes there were. I almost dropped my laptop.
Continue ReadingI tested two dishwashers, and i have come to the conclusion that the Filipino is better.
Continue ReadingI flipped when my wife said I was burning the burger on one side.
Continue ReadingIf you catch swine flu and a man flu at the same time, does it make you a chauvinistic pig?
Continue ReadingWant to be an internet legend? Take loads of laxitives then go through the airport with 2 cases looking really nervous. When security say, “Excuse me sir, I’m afraid we’re going to have to perform a full cavity search” simply reply, “ok, but for legal reasons, can my mate film it…?”
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