Author: qjoq.com

Joe Bloggs. About what?

I asked my boss if I could leave half an hour early the other day. He said, ” Only if you make up the time.” I said, ” OK. It’s 35 past 50.”

I went up to a couple of women in a bar and said, “Do you mind if I join you?” One of them said, “Sure, go on then” They got a bit freaked out when I pulled out my sewing kit though.

Groundskeeper “Oy you, It’s against the law to fish round here”. Me “I’m not fishing-I’m teaching my worm to swim”.

My dog gave birth to 2 puppies tonight. I don’t want them though, so I’ve chucked them in the bin with the rest of the litter.

Just been told I’ve won the “Cynic of the Year” award. I bet there’s a catch.

Tramps who use newspapers to keep warm this winter are behind The Times.

My mate asked me how many seconds it takes for me to think up a pun about songs. “It takes two,” I replied.