Author: qjoq.com

I’ve been depressed, normally I do a crossword every day but lately I haven’t, too down.

I know what would have made the Dukes of Hazard more interesting, generally speaking.

I hate it when people put unnecessary add-ons at the end of words. It really winds me up to the maximumness.

‘God, you’re making me wet.’ Probably not the most appropriate thing for my 13 year old niece to say half way through her christening.

I did some hair dressing today. But people at the cafe started complaining saying they’d prefer lettuce and tomato as their side.

The weather agrees with my racism Its pure white out there!

Got arrested for beating my girlfriend. Which is a sign that she takes chess far too seriously.