Isn’t it ironic that osam …
Isn’t it ironic that osama has died today? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY BLAIR..
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I know someone who has li …
I know someone who has limbs out of place and kills children for pleasure. He is a twisted man.
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Me and my internet girlfriend broke up. We lost our connection.
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I was always told that ‘putting my hand up’ in school was a good thing… but apparantely Miss Robinson’s skirt is not what my parents meant.
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I’m selling a book on undercover surveillance on eBay. I don’t have any watchers yet. Or do I??
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I hate when people post lyrics from songs…. It makes me wanna shout! Kick my heels up and shout! Put my hands up and shout! throw my head back and shout!
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My boss wanted going to create a new company to see how easy it is to develop a business these days. The company didn’t actually have a purpose. We were discussing a name for the company, and I said, “Let’s name it sphere.” My boss said, “Why?” I replied, “Because it has no point” I […]
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As I dropped off my girlfriend at her house she asked me how I thought our date was. “I’ve had a wonderful evening. This wasn’t it.”
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Puppies all look cute and act adorable. But has anyone ever investigated their repeated involvement in child abduction cases?
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I went to the hairdressers this morning. I said, “Can you shave my head around the back?” He said, “Of course.” I said, “Cheers mate, I’ll be waiting in the carpark.”
Continue Readinga Muslim walks into a Lib …
a Muslim walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide bombing. Librarian says ” This one will blow you away”
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I told my mate a joke about The Red Arrows. He didn’t get it. Went completely over his head.
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My wife left me because apparently I talk in irrelevant football cliches. Talk about a game of two halves.
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My blind mate says I have no idea of what it is to live with his condition and have been totally inconsiderate of it. I can’t believe he’d say that after the effort I put in learning sign language for him!
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my teacher ether loves me or he’s a peado. he keeps putting kisses next to my work.
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