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Feeling adventurous at work? Have a Kit-Kat when you’re not on a break.
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The Italian government ha …
The Italian government have proposed to reproduce the Leaning Tower of Pisa at sea. But reports say that in this economic climate it will Costa too much.
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‘In for a penny, in for a pounding.’ The new slogan on the local brothel.
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A man is stranded in the desert and has not eaten or drunk anything for nearly 36 hours. He is about to die. Amazingly, as he stumbles through the sand, he comes to three market stalls. The man (half-thinking he must be hallucinating) approaches the first stall and demands, “I need water, sell me some […]
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I had a big row with the wife last night. She said, “You don’t love me anymore full stop!” I said, “You’re wrong – I don’t love you anymore exclamation mark!”
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I asked Medusa if she’d just had her hair done. If looks could kill.
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After chopping my wood earlier, I think it’s safe to say it’s a lot wiser to just let a surgeon handle your vasectomy.
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I gave my mate an over-inflated balloon for his birthday. It didn’t go down very well.
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BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes […]
Continue ReadingSo is Beth Ditto’s real n …
So is Beth Ditto’s real name Beth Beth?
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Criminals in Dublin are trembling in fear of the new addition to the city’s law enforcement. Rob O’Cop.
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There was a french homeless man down my local high street who claimed for a quid we could see the “biggest shoe” complete con man, I ended up walking off aggrieved with a poor quality magazine
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Apparently Premier Inn’s now got a franchise that caters for the homeless as well. it’s called Premier Out.
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Read this joke by weeman160: According to BBC, University students can now take a course studying comedy. What a joke! ————————————————————– You might want to consider applying.
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A Swedish commedian just made fun out of Steve Jobs, saying that he was going to have an interactive tombstone called diePad.
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