Author: qjoq.com

This inflation rate is great. I pumped my tyres in under 10 seconds.

I’ve had my fair share of illegal highs. im a midget and often visit theme parks.

I was in an Australian prison and I heard the guard shout “We’ve bought you a new cell mate” I said “Good, this one is cramped and has no window”

I smoked weed when I was in university. I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, I even did it in rain, but I did not inhale.

Apparently some African bishop’s into his ballroom dancing. It takes Tutu Tango.

As an athlete I’ve always struggled with running events, so today I’ve decided to try the javelin, hammer and discus. I’m having a field day.

I saw a girl walking down the street struggling to carry a huge flight of stairs I pulled up beside her, smiled, and said “Need a lift?”

I visited a specialist last Friday who promised to turn me schizophrenic within a week. I’ve just received the invoice.

My wife stared down in disbelief. “Those scales are all wrong!” she shouted. The lad was on the verge of tears, “I never wanted to learn the piano in the first place!”