Author: qjoq.com

My car broke down earlier. It was the first time I’d seen it cry.

I called my wife today and told her I’d just got a great promotion at work, she was ecstatic. The miserable cow didn’t seen too impressed later though. So I’ll be keeping the two for one Dominos voucher for myself.

I recently employed a Mexican gardener and a Spanish maid, and I’ve got to say, my house is looking spic and span.

I spent this afternoon shooting asians and blacks from a roof top. What can I say?,I aim too please.

The Black Death. Should be avoided like the…well, just try not to get it.

I’ve just bought myself a new cleaning solution. It’s really flash.

I was chatting to my mate earlier when he said, “My neighbours got a lovely doberman, I wouldn’t mind one.” “pinscher?” I asked. “No, I can’t do that, he lives next door.” he replied.