I’m so Indie I listen to …
I’m so Indie I listen to music that doesn’t exist!
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It is better to give than …
It is better to give than to receive… Thats my prison motto.
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I made breakfast in bed this morning. I spilt eggs and milk all over the sheets.
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I once went out with a girl with fiery red hair and a pale thin body. I met her on Match.com
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Luis Suarez needn’t worry, Evra thing is gonna be alright.
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I played poker with a crocodile last night. Lost a couple of hands.
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If there is a wild goose and your trying to chase it, and someone leads you away from your hunt, are you closer or further away from your objective than you were before?
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I saw a headline it said, ‘Britain faces crisis’ I thought what, we’re running out of faces?
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My Great-Great-Great-Grandmother called me a liar. That’s the last time I’ll travel back in time to see her.
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I took my gran to an antiques auction today I got 23.00 for her
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My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with marine life… Oh well, there’s plenty more fish in the sea…
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Ashley Cole cheats on Cheryl Cole. Cheryl Cole gets malaria. Didier Drogba, who is Ashley Cole’s teammate, also gets malaria. Daz: the soap you can believe in.
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My mate asked me if I wanted one of his dirty magazines. I said, “Yeah”. He gave me a fishing magazine with a coffee stain on the front.
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I’m so well known at my local Caffeine Addicts Anonymous. They’ve got me down to a tea.
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I’ve just got back from Nuremburg. What a trial that was.
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