When life gives you lemon …
When life gives you lemons… Send them to my grandma. She can make a meal out of anything and enjoys getting mail.
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BBC News: Councils facing …
BBC News: Councils facing rubbish mountains. So, more like big hills then.
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So I heard MegaVideo was taken down today. I propose we have 72 minutes of silence in rememberance.
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In Today’s News. Facebook accused of refusing to protect children from paedophiles. As a 12 year old boy looking for sincere innocent friendships on the internet I am really worried.
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If you want to know how much the Iphone has put you in debt, Theres an app for that.
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They always say us British are the best when it comes to understanding irony, well obviously, we have a newspaper called The Sun!!!
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Wouldn’t it be ironic if an Ethiopian won a holiday to Hungary.
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Lopsided Christmas trees. I cant stand them.
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They say that History never repeats itself, That’s probably because I delete it before it has a chance to,
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My local gym just offered me free membership. Fat chance.
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Im making a chicken bake tonight. Its about time i had a night off from cooking.
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Argh! Has anyone managed to shoot 5 iPads?
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When someone adds a page on Wikipedia, where do the editors check it for validity?
Continue ReadingMan goes in library & ask …
Man goes in library & asks if they have any books on boomerangs. The librarian says, “You’re in luck! This one’s just come back.”
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“…and there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas time…” Even if there was, I bet Ethiopia’s bus service wouldn’t grind to a standstill at the first sight of it.
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