Author: qjoq.com

I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

They say empty cans make the most noise. With their constant begging I think it’s Africans.

My teenage daughter came home after hanging around the park, drinking Diamond White with her friends. “Dad, I feel sick and the room’s spinning,” she slurred. “Well,” I replied, “those are just some of the ciderfects.”

My boss was going mad earlier when he found out people had been taking sips out of his brew every time he made one. I told him I didnt do that sort of thing as it wasnt really my cup of tea.

“Doctor Doctor, I’ve got Leukaemia, can you fix it?” “Yes we can sir”