BBC NEWS: Schoolboy kills …
BBC NEWS: Schoolboy kills 15 year old girlfriend for free breakfast I guess she’s “toast” then
Continue ReadingAuthor: qjoq.com
I just bought 4 spots in …
I just bought 4 spots in ‘Hot Jokes of the Day’ off one of Sickipedia’s admins for 3.25. It wasn’t anything dodgy, he just sold me a copy of Viz.
Continue ReadingMy new girlfriend is so d …
My new girlfriend is so demanding and she only yells at me when she needs something. Like, “I’m hungry!”, “I need a drink!” or “Please let me go mister, I promise I won’t tell anyone about this!”
Continue Reading“You won’t like me when I …
“You won’t like me when I’m angry. I will stain your life forever.” The indelible hulk.
Continue ReadingI had some Coco Pops this …
I had some Coco Pops this morning and I think the milk was funny. Well, I’d not heard the joke before.
Continue ReadingLoofers come in 4 sizes – …
Loofers come in 4 sizes – Small, Medium, Large and Vandross.
Continue ReadingCats and drunks – people …
Cats and drunks – people who can make themselves comfortable anywhere.
Continue ReadingI was watching some Raw f …
I was watching some Raw footage the other day Big Show vs CM Punk
Continue ReadingMy son seems to be hangin …
My son seems to be hanging out with too many cooks, spoiling broths. But it’s just a phrase he’s going through.
Continue ReadingMy wife told me to have t …
My wife told me to have the house spotless before she got home. So I buried her dog Spot in the back garden.
Continue Reading“It’s a dog eat dog world …
“It’s a dog eat dog world out there.” Maybe if Indonesians followed this instead of the “Man eat dog” criteria, they wouldn’t be so poor…
Continue ReadingThe best thing about driv …
The best thing about driving in the desert is that it will always be dry. It’s unlikely terrain.
Continue ReadingI’ve eventually broken up …
I’ve eventually broken up with my doctors receptionist girlfriend. I couldn’t stand all the name calling.
Continue ReadingMy Australian friend, lea …
My Australian friend, learning about the Scottish culture, asked me for my idea of the perfect Scottish breakfast. “A bottle of whisky, a haggis and a collie dog” I replied “Why the collie?” “To eat the haggis…”
Continue ReadingMy wife’s dinners melt in …
My wife’s dinners melt in my mouth. I wish she’d defrost them first.
Continue Reading